Saturday, 30 May 2015

Best Saturday ever

Today, I put a basket on my head in Primark.

I am too cool

The other day I got drunk.  Then at 3am I told my mum that my shoulders hurt.  I had to use a microwave bear. 

She didn't care as I was drunk.  How ruuude

I fancy Bob. He has sexy legs


My best friend has a blog -  go read it now please at

I'm playing cards against humanity
I'm cool